Tomorrowish, I will present you with the shocking conclusion to last week’s How to be a smooth operator at a fan convention, which detailed the misadventures of Brent, Hollywood Goodpath, and me at a horror convention.
In the meantime and in between time, I wanted to touch on a couple responses I got from the last post. James from the apologetic podcast Sorry, Kansas noted that a “smoothie”, a term I used in my previous post (in the non-liquifed fruits and vegetables sense), is another word for a shorn pubic region. I knew this not, and let me reassure any of you who were feeling utterly scandalized upon reading my mention of smoothies that I was not speaking of hairless genitals.
Speaking of the Sorry, Kansas podcast: these bitches are funny. One of my favorite bits is here, and starts at 57:45. Sometimes I just shake my head at what they come up with, like when Jon was impersonating Jeremy Irons and said,
“If you have the cocaine, I have the black leather masks with zippers over the mouths. So shall we away?”
They delight me.
And now we’ve come to the paht on Shprockets where we dahnce. Dahnce in this case means tangoing with none other than Hollywood Goodpath. He found problems with my re-telling of our horror convention activities. He left this disgruntled comment:
The best part about that comment was the mention of amphetamines. It made me think. All that time, I was in a hotel with a friend who was hopped up on prescription speed. It was absolutely like Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, and I was absolutely like Raoul Duke. Thank you for that, Hollywood Goodpath. Oh, and by the way, I did an excellent job of preserving your anonymity. Even Samaria wasn’t entirely sure who you were.
Now finally, this has nothing to do with anything, but look at what the internet is selling.
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I love them! Even if the back story behind this cute wall decor implies that a hunter killed this pug and Boston Terrier, decapitated them, and mounted their sweet severed heads onto a flower-patterned background.
Until next time, my Dreamlings.